tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-40043658276572201792024-03-13T10:12:19.275-07:00Howard Borden's AdventuresCellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-39421585808660449522011-04-11T10:34:00.000-07:002011-04-11T10:34:59.729-07:00Recent Poetry (NaPoWriMo)<b><br />
Poem<br />
</b>i remember when she starred in the pirates of penzance <br />
down at the scarsdale jewish community center<br />
his butt dimples were really sexy but he only liked <br />
women over the age of 27<br />
<br />
i put fabric in a frame because i didn't have a photo<br />
to put in the frame but it looked fine <br />
because it matched and<br />
zagruzka nagradi premium video<br />
<br />
if I dont get new electrical outlets and <br />
I will sing at a tempo 3 times slower than indicated in the <br />
original score. <br />
there is 72 bottles of water in my closet<br />
<br />
PREGNANCY IS NOT AN STD<br />
but that doesnt mean i dont have it<br />
you know that kind of brick wall that is really uneven<br />
and some stick out and some dont<br />
<br />
they have the same patio furniture as I do<br />
well that my parents do but it is really deteriorated <br />
and probably diseased and stuff but<br />
big balls of yarn or sticks can be useful in a situation for decorating. <br />
<br />
he was always trying to touch my tit or my ass<br />
he finally got fired for sexual harassment but not because of me <br />
but he made a public apology to him anyways <br />
i dont care for theology<br />
<br />
but I used to love jesus and god and all those guys <br />
the roof of his mouth was smooth like the back of<br />
one of those marble orbs i dont know if those are really smooth<br />
but they seem like they would be smooth. <b><br />
</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Friday</b><br />
<b> </b><br />
blowing up<br />
the next justin beiber<br />
touches on<br />
powerful ideas<br />
<br />
unrest and suffering<br />
we so excited<br />
anywhere around<br />
a computer<br />
<br />
anonymous ridicule<br />
monster virus<br />
yeah<br />
phenom phenom<br />
<br />
shit on<br />
your childs dreams<br />
she deserves a pass:<br />
riddle wrapped. <b><br />
</b><br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Vodka<br />
</b>good vodka will say<br />
Bitchy things to<br />
uneducated slobs<br />
<br />
a very little smell<br />
can trick you <br />
dont listen to the practical advice<br />
<br />
which blanket did you use?<br />
cheap orange juice <br />
like Samuel L Jackson?<br />
<br />
the goal of infusion <br />
is to extract good<br />
students. <br />
<br />
hooch-style <br />
at the wiener company<br />
like crispy grannies<b><br />
</b><br />
I LOVE IT I TRIED EVERY FLAVOR AND I LOVE IT<b> </b><br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Limes Hamadmom Yasek </b><br />
<br />
I love you. <br />
The color of the Kinh <br />
Tamarian Kime on,<br />
and Eve soul. <br />
<br />
You the same word <br />
when he says<br />
that lists gnatura.<br />
Love Cocks.<br />
<br />
A Time to ban this year, too,<br />
in more ways than MA. <br />
Picard et al Aisiboke Trung <br />
Thuc Blinck Kirk, <br />
<br />
require the appearance <br />
of Bibarikurassha <br />
Two of love. Amount EXIT WVU<br />
at home. Kime Tamarian change. Can Bay Sioux Chua<b> </b><br />
<br />
<b>Poem</b><br />
<br />
Diagram diaphram <br />
6 flats 5 flats<br />
jam on the accordion<br />
with ivan milenkovic<br />
<br />
i a couple of questions<br />
when ascending, one<br />
can wear wedgies<br />
in their toes<br />
<br />
this pays .5 platinum coins<br />
i would hope that<br />
we can make progress<br />
next month<br />
<br />
nothing works anymore<br />
coke vs pepsi<br />
or 3 dragon scales<br />
hey trooper<br />
<br />
truth and wisdom <br />
is operating the crane<br />
i felt the crane once and <br />
it felt really good.Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-89167615610312500382011-02-25T10:20:00.000-08:002011-02-25T10:36:32.796-08:00My Youtube ChannelI have an active youtube channel dedicated to cello music and gymnastics. (I am a former gymnast, and a current gymnastics judge) You should subscribe! Here is a bit of my work:<br />
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<br />
<br />
Why are there school?<br />
Why does steam come out of my vagina?<br />
I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay.<br />
I have a ping pong ball caught in my vagina.<br />
<br />
If a hen swallows a condom filled with sperm infected with HIV AIDS and if somebody eats their meat will the person become infected with HIV AIDS?<br />
<br />
The only people who know the code to my chastity belt are my parents.<br />
I made jesus shaped pancakes and burnt them, am I going to hell?<br />
Is the Vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus?<br />
My girlfriend farted while we were kissing, should I break up with her?<br />
<br />
My girlfriend hasn't had her period since she got pregnant do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?<br />
<br />
How many calories are in a booger?<br />
How do I let my son know Im better than he is?<br />
Are freckles poisonous?<br />
Is it true that using deodorant on your penis will stop you making sperm?<br />
<br />
Is it weird if I enter the pool with my penis pointing down in speedo and up when I come out of pool?<br />
<br />
Do beautiful white girls have boogers?<br />
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?<br />
I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?<br />
How do you spell government?<br />
<br />
I wanted to see if my computer would take my credit card. I put it in the CD rom and it got stuck. How do I get it out?<br />
<br />
How to I start breeding show turtles?<br />
Why am I turned off by my GF's pussy?<br />
Where can I buy a really big jar of peanut butter?<br />
Is it okay to have sex while you are fishing?<br />
<br />
I sleep naked at night and my ipod got stuck in my vagina. how do I get it out?<br />
<br />
I get turned on by dogs. is this cool y/n?<br />
Am I still a virgin if the guy only stuck his dick have way in?<br />
How can I tell someone I gave them crabs and HIV?<br />
How can I change my race?<br />
<br />
Why don't certain things have coupons? Like tattoos or abortion?<br />
<br />
How do I remove spider eggs from under my skin?<br />
What do black people do on friday?<br />
Will mixing bleach and coke make you pass out?<br />
Can squirrels talk to the dead?<br />
<br />
If my son is gay does that mean I am gay too?<br />
<br />
Is it okay to think your siblings at HAWT?<br />
What section of my resume do I put my mafia wars and farmville stats?<br />
Is the Ipad dishwasher safe?<br />
How do I find out if I have pregnetsy?<br />
<br />
What are the negative effects on drinking alien urine?<br />
<br />
Lady GaGa fire bra boob burn?<br />
So unicorns like root beer?<br />
Can I breastfeed my husband?<br />
Is it normal to have hair in my butt?Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-976658317429505272011-02-23T11:46:00.000-08:002011-02-23T11:46:46.026-08:00Some Recent CompositionsHere are some recent piano compositions.<br />
<br />
Piano Poem Op. 1 Movements I and II.<br />
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Piano Poem for 2 Pianos (Bi-tonal) <br />
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<br />
Remember that flea<br />
that bit you and bit me<br />
and then our blood<br />
was in love?Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-28532987371364294232011-02-22T11:13:00.000-08:002011-02-22T11:13:05.435-08:00Some Recent Poems<b>Scrubbed</b><br />
<br />
With a scrub brush, scrub and scrub until your edges are raw. <br />
Have septic powder on hand to stop the bleeding. <br />
Infected wounds must be opened and the edges scraped<br />
<br />
DON'T GET DIRTY it will be painful and you will bleed. <br />
I have to scrub the hell out of my face and my little armpits until they are raw. <br />
Vigorously scrub the abrasion until no dirt remains visible in the wound except raw meat.<br />
<br />
There is no way I could tolerate anything staying dirty. <br />
Sometimes I use steel wool pads to clean my back <br />
Another option to try is to slice a raw potato in half<br />
<br />
I'm itching and itching and itching and itching and<br />
I have red bumps all over my body and<br />
I'm bleeding and it is all because your dirty hands touched the dirty soap bottle<br />
<br />
THE SOAP IS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN<br />
jesus<br />
what am I supposed to do when YOU MADE THE SOAP DIRTY<br />
<br />
People thought I was muslim because I wrapped my head up in this scarf so my hair wouldn't touch the dirty air when I went outside.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>GFTO</b><br />
<br />
Glee fans take oxycodone<br />
Gubaidulina fights the orcs. <br />
Going for the omniscient. <br />
Giving fetishes to oranges. <br />
Go for the obstetrician.<br />
Great fucks take obstacles. <br />
Good friends tattle, obviously. <br />
Grandpa fucks toilets obliviously. <br />
Glad for toy ocarinas <br />
Glenn farts to oblivion <br />
Go fantasize tactfully, Oscar. <br />
Give formula to Obadiah <br />
Goats fabulously tease oncologists. <br />
Gabriel fancies tutus obsessively <br />
Gain fair trade obsoletely <br />
Gala faries touch oboes <br />
Galvanoscopies feel too ouchie. <br />
Gamblers face terrible odds. <br />
Games fatigue the operator <br />
Geneticists fabricate tampons oddly<br />
<br />
Inspired by accidentally spelling the acronym GTFO (Get the fuck out) GFTO.<br />
<br />
<br />
<b>Backwards Cowgirl Lortab</b><br />
<br />
Scorpio's favorite sex position is backwards cowgirl. <br />
No one can restrict me. Herbal party pills buying legal highs from china<br />
getting high at home without weed. weed sucks. weed blows. <br />
I will sell you my lortab for two dollars a pill. <br />
<br />
You don't even know anything. go talk about something you do know like the proper way to douche. <br />
Congratulations. you have codone without apap. I have never heard of such a thing in my life. <br />
sooooo... lorazepam wont make you trip? fuck tolerance. <br />
<br />
One time I snorted a tea bag. 6/10.Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-54915277593062257212011-02-21T16:51:00.000-08:002011-02-21T16:51:05.897-08:00Flarf Music<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/JL58ZlmNioM?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><br />
My Process:<br />
<br />
I googled certain terms, followed by "music" or <br />
"sheet music." Google image searches always found some sort of piece <br />
that I could use. Anyway, I compiled certain measures of my findings <br />
together to create this composition. Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4004365827657220179.post-77105608567515062432011-02-21T16:46:00.000-08:002011-02-21T16:46:45.654-08:00First Blog PostHello!<br />
<br />
This is my first blog post! This blog will include information from all my artistic endeavors, including poetry, visual art, of course, music. :)Cellorosinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05837421722043203590noreply@blogger.com0