My Youtube Channel

I have an active youtube channel dedicated to cello music and gymnastics. (I am a former gymnast, and a current gymnastics judge) You should subscribe! Here is a bit of my work:

(edit: this showed up with audio problems, I am repairing it)

Yahoo Answers Poem

Yahoo Answers Poem


Why are there school?
Why does steam come out of my vagina?
I caught my son having sex with a guy and I think he might be gay.
I have a ping pong ball caught in my vagina.

If a hen swallows a condom filled with sperm infected with HIV AIDS and if somebody eats their meat will the person become infected with HIV AIDS?

The only people who know the code to my chastity belt are my parents.
I made jesus shaped pancakes and burnt them, am I going to hell?
Is the Vagina or whatever girls pee out of in the same place as a boys penus?
My girlfriend farted while we were kissing, should I break up with her?

My girlfriend hasn't had her period since she got pregnant do u think the baby is drinkin the blood?

How many calories are in a booger?
How do I let my son know Im better than he is?
Are freckles poisonous?
Is it true that using deodorant on your penis will stop you making sperm?

Is it weird if I enter the pool with my penis pointing down in speedo and up when I come out of pool?

Do beautiful white girls have boogers?
HOW DO I TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?
I have ate two whole tangerines in about two hours what will happen to me?
How do you spell government?

I wanted to see if my computer would take my credit card. I put it in the CD rom and it got stuck. How do I get it out?

How to I start breeding show turtles?
Why am I turned off by my GF's pussy?
Where can I buy a really big jar of peanut butter?
Is it okay to have sex while you are fishing?

I sleep naked at night and my ipod got stuck in my vagina. how do I get it out?

I get turned on by dogs. is this cool y/n?
Am I still a virgin if the guy only stuck his dick have way in?
How can I tell someone I gave them crabs and HIV?
How can I change my race?

Why don't certain things have coupons? Like tattoos or abortion?

How do I remove spider eggs from under my skin?
What do black people do on friday?
Will mixing bleach and coke make you pass out?
Can squirrels talk to the dead?

If my son is gay does that mean I am gay too?

Is it okay to think your siblings at HAWT?
What section of my resume do I put my mafia wars and farmville stats?
Is the Ipad dishwasher safe?
How do I find out if I have pregnetsy?

What are the negative effects on drinking alien urine?

Lady GaGa fire bra boob burn?
So unicorns like root beer?
Can I breastfeed my husband?
Is it normal to have hair in my butt?

Some Recent Compositions

Here are some recent piano compositions.

Piano Poem Op. 1 Movements I and II.

Piano Poem for 2 Pianos (Bi-tonal)

The Flea

The Flea

Remember that flea
that bit you and bit me
and then our blood
was in love?

Some Recent Poems

Scrubbed

With a scrub brush, scrub and scrub until your edges are raw.
Have septic powder on hand to stop the bleeding.
Infected wounds must be opened and the edges scraped

DON'T GET DIRTY it will be painful and you will bleed.
I have to scrub the hell out of my face and my little armpits until they are raw.
Vigorously scrub the abrasion until no dirt remains visible in the wound except raw meat.

There is no way I could tolerate anything staying dirty.
Sometimes I use steel wool pads to clean my back
Another option to try is to slice a raw potato in half

I'm itching and itching and itching and itching and
I have red bumps all over my body and
I'm bleeding and it is all because your dirty hands touched the dirty soap bottle

THE SOAP IS SUPPOSED TO BE CLEAN
jesus
what am I supposed to do when YOU MADE THE SOAP DIRTY

People thought I was muslim because I wrapped my head up in this scarf so my hair wouldn't touch the dirty air when I went outside.


GFTO

Glee fans take oxycodone
Gubaidulina fights the orcs.
Going for the omniscient.
Giving fetishes to oranges.
Go for the obstetrician.
Great fucks take obstacles.
Good friends tattle, obviously.
Grandpa fucks toilets obliviously.
Glad for toy ocarinas
Glenn farts to oblivion
Go fantasize tactfully, Oscar.
Give formula to Obadiah
Goats fabulously tease oncologists.
Gabriel fancies tutus obsessively
Gain fair trade obsoletely
Gala faries touch oboes
Galvanoscopies feel too ouchie.
Gamblers face terrible odds.
Games fatigue the operator
Geneticists fabricate tampons oddly

Inspired by accidentally spelling the acronym GTFO (Get the fuck out) GFTO.


Backwards Cowgirl Lortab

Scorpio's favorite sex position is backwards cowgirl.
No one can restrict me. Herbal party pills buying legal highs from china
getting high at home without weed. weed sucks. weed blows.
I will sell you my lortab for two dollars a pill.

You don't even know anything. go talk about something you do know like the proper way to douche.
Congratulations. you have codone without apap. I have never heard of such a thing in my life.
sooooo... lorazepam wont make you trip? fuck tolerance.

One time I snorted a tea bag.  6/10.

Flarf Music

My Process:

I googled certain terms, followed by "music" or
"sheet music."  Google image searches always found some sort of piece
that I could use. Anyway, I compiled certain measures of my findings
together to create this composition. 

First Blog Post

Hello!

This is my first blog post! This blog will include information from all my artistic endeavors, including poetry, visual art, of course, music. :)